The Manliest Dolphin

Right now, I have a Pumpkind Spice Coffee from WAWA and I am reading Batman Knight Quest: The Crusade.

The Crusade, if you didn’t know, is about how Bane has “broken” Bruce Wayne. Jean Paul Valley takes the mantle of the Batman and let’s it go to his head. A wheel chair ridden Bruce and Alfred leave the country to search for Tim Drake’s (Robin) father. It chronicles Jean Paul’s time spent as the Batman and his emotion up’s and down’s…

Last night I dreamt that I was driving my car through a very shallow ocean to a very small island with recording and live sound equipment set up. There was a make-shift stage and some of the mic stands had been knocked over by waves. When I drove my blue 2004 Ford Focus up on the beach I got out and started fixing the mics and placing them where they should be; then a storm was coming and I could see grey clouds. Someone invited me to stay at their place until the storm passed and when we got back to their island shack there was a party going on with all kinds a people drinking and dancing and partying. I was just kind of hanging out having a beer, I think, and then the storm passed. I tried to leave the party and find my car but I couldn’t find it and it was high tide so I couldn’t drive away anyway so I had to call into work and tell them I was at a beach party setting up sound equipment and I couldn’t make it into work…..

I awoke after that dream and then couldn’t go back to sleep, this was at 4am.

Oh well, at least I had someone pretty to look at and hold while I sat and waited for my alarm clock go off ;)

Today, the good lord allowed me to wake up next to the prettiest girl in the world and have a blast before I had to leave to get to class. I was almost late and clocked in at exactly 8:00am. Go me!

Seriously though, I don’t mean to bitch-it-out but I hate when people call out of work to stupid crap that is totally unacceptable. When did the world stop being motivated and driven? I’m not standing on a soap box and saying I am the hardest working guy in the world (even though this is my tumblr and I should say whatever I want…) but should I be ashamed of my age group and the laziness that has taken my generation over? I don’t want to feel that way so get your ass out of bed, get your ass in gear and get the hell to work, school, or whatever it is you have to do. Do you really want to scrape through life? Do you really want to be classified as a bottom-feeder? It’s hard to get out of a warm bed, especially when you have a beautiful woman laying in it with you, but trust me you’ll feel like your contributing to society and lead a way more productive and proud life.

Yo bro